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The Underwhelming Escape

Fred and Binary had hidden away in the dungeons for days. Eating whatever McC's guards dropped, they existed, leveling up by slaying guards and grid bugs, until they decided to ascend. The escape went off without a hitch, and soon Fred and Binary snuck out of the lair. Soon Binary and Fred were back in wackiness, and then the madness began anew.

For you see, they had come out during Athens Marketing Blitz 2004, also known as the olympic games. Fred took up a sudden interest in the games when Beach Volleyball, women's edition came on. Binary didn't take too kindly to this sudden interest, and soon wackiness was aflame in fighting.

Fred had a quick flashback to the silent days, and ran to apologize before Binary left again. At this moment, something died inside Fred. He was beaten at life, a slave to Binary.

He didn't realize it right away, of course, but gradually he ignored his better thoughts and listened to Binary. first, he woke up early to check the hard drives for fragmented data, and cleaned them up before Binary woke up. Soon, Fred found himself at the live feed for Folk Music Bistro Con, when he fell apart. No longer could he endure girly man events. Fred was a free spirit, destined to be without love, without a reason to be, cliche, and a bitter old man till the day he finally died.

Now, Fred realized why he had let Binary out of his life in the first place. She was not the beautiful girl he always thought she was. He thought that, primarily cause she was the only girl on the internet at the time. Now things were different. Hot netgirls walked by his front door everyday, and there was nothing he could say about them. Binary was due for an upgrade, Fred thought, and he decided to leave FMBCon and see what the world had to over him now.

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