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Fred Saves the World

MC Sam had never been so depressed. He was just days from his death. Having opposed the Bush Administration, he was to be executed, digital self to be no more. His real world counterpart, who was plugged into a massive computer, would also die from the shock. He had no idea how to exit the virtual world, and return to his real body, or at least find a way to disconnect from his true body. All of this was told to him by the cruel prison guards, who taunted him every time they walked by.

Meanwhile, Fred and Binary were sneaking into the prison. Sticking to the shadows, shooting guards with electric shock watches, and looking very cool, they searched for Sam. Soon, they had located MC Sam. Fred started to pick the lock on the door, while Binary kept looking for guards. Fred and Binary soon gained entry to Sam's cell. Waking him up, they progressed back towards the exit.

Sam was tired, groggy from weeks of staring at the same walls day in and day out. Soon, Fred was almost carrying him, and his legs barely moved. Fred reached into his pocket, and handed him a pill. Sam gulped it down, and passed out. Later, he was awoken by sounds of gunfire. Fred was shooting a guard. His legs were working again, and he slowly gained his balance again. Once he was able to run along side Binary, she handed him a gun of his own to use. They had now reached the 5th floor of the detainment center, but the entrance was heavily guarded. Binary and Fred had crawled in through the pipes underneath the building, but MC Sam was unable to crawl in his condition. A direct attack would occur, and only the three of them could fight an army of troops. They were all expecting any attack to free Sam to come from the front. Binary and Fred took the lead, with Sam right behind. They were soon in sight of the main entrance.

Fred made a mental count of all the guards, and their positions. They all were watching the entrance with great anticipation. Only 7 were looking backwards, and they could be dealt with quickly and silently. Binary, also thinking of this, puled out three dart guns. Soon, all 7 guards were lying on the floor, drugged by the poisonous darts.

Binary, Fred, and MC Sam all ran like crazy, quick running fires. Bullets were soon flying around the room, but Fred used his insane speed to dodge the bullets, and also shield his companions. Binary let out a scream as a bullet entered her foot. Fred turned around and ran back to carry her.

Fred gripped on to both of his friends, and pulled them behind one of the bunkers guarding the enterance. Binary and Sam starting firing at the evil guards, while Fred formulated a plan to escape the building. With him carrying two people, the front door was no longer safe. Pulling out the packet cannon, he blasted a hole in the floor.

Lowering Sam and Binary down, he tried to guess where the enterance led, and how to get there underground. Angling slightly up and toard the main door, he used his cannon as a drill, clearing a wide path for him and his posse to walk through. A few minutes later, they were reconnected to the main internet, where they left as quickly as they could walk.

Back at Fred's home, Sam and Binary tended to their wounds. Sam sat in a bath of ice water, hoping to ease his bruises, and Binary wrapped her foot with tape. Fred, hardly able to move after using up most of his saved speed bursts, rested on his couch. All three enjoyed the break in activity, and started making plans for the future.

Binary wanted to go on a long, perilous journey to become one with herself, whatever that means. Fred was going to continue his work in the real world, and MC Sam was preparing for his breakout album. For the time, all three would go their own ways, and meet back at wackiness in a few months.

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